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Saturday, November 12th, 2005
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for anyone who was at adam's party when i broke a bottle over al's head and cut my finger.....8 stitches is the result. i went all night and all morning without getting it looked at but then i went into work. all i really did at work was bleed on things. coffee machines, new cars, magazines, etc. they sent me home and said i had to get stitches. so yep, 8 of them dang ol' things. i want to give a shout out to my main nurse, one eyed willy. she's a swashbucklin' buccaneer who could patch up a cannon ball hole in the side of a ship let alone patch up my finger. you my dawg. here's a picture of you, for you, by me. thank you.
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Monday, November 7th, 2005
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Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
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the beard is gone :-(
it's amazing how warm it kept me. as soon as i walked out of my house after shaving, a cool breeze hit me in the face like a bicycle kick from liu kang and i felt my temperature instantly drop. i drove to the store to buy a pack of smokes and i got carded. fucking rediculous. i went from looking like a 35 year old lumberjack to a 14 year old loser within a matter of minutes. it will be back though. it was the only thing that was guaranteed to get better every morning and now i feel lost again. this is horrible. just horrible.
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Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
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well, halloween was ultra mega fun. i got to see state/paw paw kids so that was cool. i was definately the best paul bunyan. if my brother didn't steal my digital camera i would post pictures. so if anyone has pictures of me, i would greatly appreciate it if you sent them to me. anyway, the halloween show at the village idiot was amazing. best night i've had in quite a while.
but listen to this shit. somebody busted out the drivers side window in my formula. i don't think i have pissed anyone off lately so it's probably not anyone i know. if it is though and i find out, i will kill their family and everyone they love. also, i'll probably hunt them down in the years to come to kill their firt born child in the most primal fashion i can think of at the time. fuck you window breaker. fuck you. i can't afford this kind of shit.
back to happiness though. that's how i have to roll.
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Monday, October 3rd, 2005
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please skip this if you don't like hearing people complain. i hate it myself, hence the warning.
alright, as of two nights ago, i am for the most part homeless. i got kicked out of my mom's because of some stupid fight that became wayyyy too out of control. i was taken off of her medical insurance, she cancelled my car insurance that I payed for. those treatments i was supposed to get for my back in the next few weeks are no longer going to happen. i'm not even going to recieve the results from my bone scan and blood testing last week because my mother is a pretty damn spiteful person and cancelled my chance of a healthy life, all because i put my fist through a few doors/walls. now, being 20 years old and already realizing that my life is going to involve alot of pain and suffering is a shitty feeling. my love and passion is now no more than a distant dream and there's nothing i can do but sit back and take it. shitty? yes. unbearable? sometimes. all this time i tried to tell myself i was the sane one in situations. whether that's true or not, the constant reminding has actually driven me insane. for a while, i stopped talking to everyone. i grew a beard so i'd be the boy that no girl wants. i did a few stupid things involving alcohol and drugs (nothing serious. i swear). today, i watched an episode of breaking bonaduce. that guy is just simply nuts. in a way, i can kind of relate though. does that mean i'm going to ride a skateboard through traffic, pour a pint of vodka into every bottle of juice i drink, and shoot steroids? no. i can't skateboard well, i'm not 21, and i like my balls the way they are. but hey, everything does get better. i know for a fact that this will force me to get my shit together and make me do what i have been needing to do for some time. the shitty part is, i don't have a phone or a computer. the only way i'm able to do this right now is because i'm home packing my shit while my mom is at work. so, i'm going to be pretty hard to get ahold of. my dad's number is 1-248-417-9733. honestly, don't feel bad calling it to get ahold of me....i'm sure he'd love the company. so basically, this means that paw paw will happen soon regardless of money and shelter. i will be a happy, bearded man who smells like bonfire 24/7. i will buy a nice truck, and chop wood until my back no longer hurts. this is when i finally become a man and handle my problems like they're suppose to be handled. by doing manly things! oh and about the beard just being grown for ugly purposes, it's also because facial hair is just simply sweet. so, time to wrap this up. i'm sorry for those who i have hurt throughout this whole sequence of shit. it was self destruction with some collateral damage and i apologize. there are those people who i care about and you have all been with me through some pretty crazy shit. in no way do i want what is going to happen to change any friendships i have established. although i'm going to be hard to get ahold of and i resemble a hermit, it doesn't mean i am. i'd love company while all of this is happening, so please....hang out with me. leave phone numbers or something and i will try my hardest to hang out and eat your food. also, give me backrubs....i NEED them. i can pay you by fixing your car, cooking your food, or gettin' you high nigga . it's pretty much all i have to offer. thanks everyone. sorry if you actually read all of this.
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Friday, September 23rd, 2005
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i now have a pet baby squirrel. he showed up in my dad's garage and his dog tried to kill it. anyway, he's small and thinks i'm his dad. i named him marv. he comes when i call him and he rides around on my shoulder. pictures will be posted soon....because nothing accents my awesome beard like a real squirrel running around on my shirt. i'm a real woodsmen now.
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Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
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Monday, August 22nd, 2005
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Saturday, August 13th, 2005
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Thursday, August 11th, 2005
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attention!! i lost my cellphone and have no fuckin clue where it is. my phone number for the time being is 977-5973. this is the excuse i need to get a new phone but until then call my house. bye.
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well, i got back last night from my well needed trip to paw paw and boy was it a good one. nothing makes a happy jesse quite like seeing my good friends, driving/talking about/hanging around sweet ass cars, watching dan get bit by a wasp TWICE and dancing around like a little girl, and shooting/beating raccoons. the 4th of july was pretty sweet, minus the rain. i got to ride in a parade though, thank you kyle. alot of sweet shit happened and i'm pretty lazy right now, so i'll just post pictures tomorrow.
i already miss all of you :-(
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01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie/book reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an time of day to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that I feel best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal.
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all of you should come check out my indoor soccer team. thursday nights at total soccer (15 and utica right by the fraser ice arena). we're called "the plague", we wear all black and we're by far the best looking team to ever play at total soccer. i promise it will be fun. come and cheer us on!!! we have one win under our belts and we'd like to win more.
game 2 vs. shapaap - 8:30 on field 2 - thursday - june 2nd
game 3 vs. azz clowns - 9:30 on field 2 - thursday - june 9th
game 4 vs. euro champs (they sound intimidating) 9:30 on field 2 - thursday - june 16th
game 5 vs. BOFS - 7:30 on field 2 - thursday - june 23rd
game 6 vs. pandas - 10:30 on field 2 - thursday - june 30th
game 7 vs. shapaap - 10:30 on field 2 - thursday - july 7th
game 8 vs. azz clowns - 9:30 on field 2 - thursday - july 14th
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Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
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so i heard getting your wisdom teeth out hurts.....HA!!! all four of mine were removed yesterday at 8:45 a.m. and i am still yet to feel any pain. i think the only swelling i got was from hitting myself in the face to demonstrate that it didn't hurt. nothing like partying and wrestling kids the same day you got oral surgery. here's to dry sockets! if anyone wants vicodin.....give me a call. haha
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ladies and gentleman.....i am now done with college. yes, that is right, i fucking graduated.....with a 3.8 gpa i might add. i am 19 years old and i have two degrees. give me beer, give me money, give me anything you'd like as long as i don't have to pay for it and i can consider it a graduation present. these two years have gone by sooo fast. as awesome as it is, it's also quite sad. us CAP kids weren't just students in a classroom that saw eachother every day....we were a god damn brotherhood. our talks about cars, how drunk we got over the weekend and the many many talks about girls will be missed. so this post goes out to the final CAP crew to ever graduate. you're all my brothers....except walter, martin, and john. i hope you three have a horrible life and i hope your house burns down. other than dealing with those three everyday, it was a great experience. now it is time to get more drunk than i have ever been before. let the celebration begin!!!!!!
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i finally saw sin city!!! i want to be a resident of sin city. i think i'd have alot of fun.
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Thursday, April 28th, 2005
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it's crazy how everytime i read my horoscope, which isn't often, they seem to always relate my current situation. let's hope they're right.
mark and I were discussing this summer and so far we have hopes of it being very promising. i won't be sitting around unless i have company. that is rule number 1.
outside of needing a haircut, constantly working on my transportation (which still doesn't transport), and only having one nice pair of pants that aren't too big on me....things are going pretty damn good. i had fun tonight. the end.
oh yea, not the end. i lied. PARTY AT ADAM'S THIS FRIDAY!!! GO!!!
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Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
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1. What is your name? jesse
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? black
3. What are you listening to right now? what was i thinkin - dierks bentley
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 35
5. What was the last thing you ate? a banana
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? some kind of blue
7. How is the weather right now? shitty
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? alfred
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes and teeth
10. Favorite Food? MEEAATT!!
11. Favorite alcolhic Drink? bud light, rolling rock, jack daniels
13. Favorite place to shop? i don't really go shopping
14. Hair color: natural brown color
15. Eye Color: hazel i think
16. Do you wear contacts? i'm never not wearing contacts, haha
17. FRIENDS?? i'll forget someone and piss them off
18. Favorite Month? august
19. Favorite Fast Food? taco belllll
20. Last Movie you Watched? bill and teds excellent adventure. WYLD STALLIONS!!
21. Favorite Day of the Year? the first day after winter when i see cool cars on the road
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? oh yea
23. Summer or Winter? summer
24. Hugs or Kisses? um, both
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? depends on what i'm eating/drinking
26. Do you want your friends to respond back? whatev
27. Who is most likely to respond? the paw paw gang, they always respond
28. Who is least likely to respond? jesus
29. What books are you reading? chevy high performance.....close enough?
30. Piercings? *edit* 13
31. Fav Movie? any one with a sweet fight scene or car chase
32. Fav Team? um
33. Fav Hangout? i hate coney island
34. Any Pets? :-( R.I.P Fids
35. AIM SN? blownsbcpwr
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? butter and salt
37. Dogs or cats? dogs of course
38. Favorite Flower? dandelions
39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.? i usually don't talk
40. Do you still talk to your best friends from intermediate school? not really
41. What's on your desk? string cheese wrappers, 3092490 guitar picks, a light, and cd's
42. Rock Concert or symphony? motley crue
43. Play or Opera? play
44. Have you ever fired a gun? all the damn time
45. Do you like to travel by plane? sure
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? right
47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? chunky.....but it doesn't matter. i'll still eat a whole jar full
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1...and it sucks
49. City and State you were born in? Royal oak, Mi.
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this is what happens when i get upset lately. gene simmons doesn't have shit on me.
